arra
“ Welcome to my twisted rind. ”
— Haha, get it? Because I'm a lemon! You can tell I'm extremely fucking cool.
This site's still a massive work in progress, but then again we are all continuous works in progress ourselves. Mm, very deep, yes. Just pretend there's something cool here. There will be soon. Maybe. Someday.
Arra J Reai
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| Reai shortly after having her limbs obliterated by ninth dimensional terrorbeings in 2020. | |
| Born | Tomorrow |
| Died | October 16, 2024 |
| Cause of death | Assassination (eye lasers) |
| Status | Lived, bitch (?!) |
| Species | Citrus limon |
| Occupation | Lemon · artist · writer · polymath · layabout · crash test dummy · lead paint chip eater · menace to society · Einstein of our times · macaroni fucker |
| Notable work | A Hero's Feast · Take 2 · Hindenburg disaster |
| Height | 5'7" (alleged) 3'2" (actual) |
Autobiography
“ my name, as you can probably tell from it being plastered all over this site, is arra j. reai. [the j stands for "j".] i've been teaching myself html since before i developed object permanence. i'm not old enough to remember the alamo or the 90s, but i am old enough to remember a less garbage web, so here i am. i'm sorry if you wanted to use the url "arra" but i snagged it before you did. except kinda not really though lmao
more about me
- i'm aromantic and asexual.
this means i don't get bitches, but more importantly it means you can't use that against me because i don't need them. unfortunately for my reputation, i also find sex jokes about myself extremely hilarious. - i'm brainweird as fuck. i like to pretend it's in the quirky way where i'm a living compendium of 18th-century herring-pickling methods, but it's actually in the debilitating way where i forget things 5 minutes after being told them and have a hard time making friends. unless? 😳
things i like
- drawing! i'd say i'm an artist first and a person second, but the court's still out over whether i'm technically a person.
- kidding, obviously. my favorite genres are zeuhl, prog rock, rock in general, and experimental synthy bullshit, but i'm not gonna act like i'm above pop and rap and stuff, i love that shit. my favorite artists include koenjihyakkei, the garden [and puzzle and enjoy], ymo, buffalo daughter, mowmow lulu gyaban, and the band apart.
- MIIS BABY LFGGGGGGG
- lemons, in case it wasn't extremely obvious! i love the way they smell and the way they feel in my hands. i love the way they taste. i love lemonade. i'm a fucking canniba
- studio jangbbijju! oh my god someone please talk to me about studio jbbj i feel so alone. my favorite series are noonbit man, new recruit [S1, S2, S0], pseudoscience samurai squad flappymen, and studio jbbj. turn your subtitles on and give them a watch, they're cool and funny and i promise they're worth your time.
- reser's main street bistro signature macaroni and cheese. ignore that infobox up there, i don't want to fuck it. i do not want to fu
- using square brackets instead of parentheses
Assassination
On October 16, 2024, Kameron Pierce, realizing how significant the date would be to Arra, flew into a fit of rage and blew her to smithereens with his heat vision before she could make any arrangements on his behalf. Her will stated that she would designate her grave to be a gender-neutral bathroom, not because she was a particularly abhorrent person in life, but because you just gotta pee sometimes. She was seen walking around alive and perfectly fine the very next day, and responded to inquiries about her death with "I got better."